Otaku With A Purpose
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ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
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I want to talk to you but my face
urbxngod, via fake-mermaid)
What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?
how do you say my name in your language??
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IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT
I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH
I thought it said lake hitler
terra-mater, via bioware-fanatic) 952,341 notes
first day of school:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year:
1 pencil you found in the hallway.
breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them
and now, the weather
equestrianrepublican) 150,461 notes
date someone who wants to be with you
date someone who will always follow you
date someone who will always try to help you
date someone who will be there when you’re hurt
date your healer
overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying
It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.
This is still one of my favorite posts ever.
This reminds me one time when I got a $5 bill with lots of leftist propaganda scribbled all over it.
I used it to tip my waitress.
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No matter which origin story you pick, all the origin stories still go on minus Duncan. (✿◠‿◠)
Meaning that your Cousland was slaughtered by Howe’s men
Meaning that your Tabris was imprisoned, tortured, and executed
Your Mahariel succumbed to the taint and died in…
bioware-fanatic) 212 notes
Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
#HOW FUCKING COOL IS THIS THING #IT’S ALL LIKE #’GGRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWW’ #AND THE TREE IS ALL LIKE #’WHOOP!’ #AND IT’S ALL LIKE SHIT YEAH GOT A TREE #this could also be used for murder.
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I deal in all things anime... And some other stuff... And then there's that stuff... And that. So yup, I deal in everything!
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